Funerals, Reid thought, were almost never for the fallen or the grieving.
In this culturally-confused century, death had become a business. Modern funeral homes were venues of alternately spartan and extravagant economics. Surely no living person approved of the decor of a modern funeral home as a fair launching pad for the next stage of existence?
He lost hours of sleep wondering what the person who’d just crossed over really thought of the beige drywall and plaster pedestals adorned with red, yellow and blue flower arrangements? The pipe organ that needed tuning and the PA system that crackled tearfully as it played Elvis’s version of “How Great Thou Art?” What would they think of the mourners that deigned to show up, dressed in their dowdy, shapeless Sunday best? Wearing the same mourning outfit for their grandmother that they’d warn for their college roommate and the girl who worked in the mail room at their office? What would they think of having their blood — their life’s essence — drained out of them with a sump pump and replaced with a mixture of formaldehyde and ethanol?
Lise had looked up at him from her copy of Gray’s Anatomy, sucking lazily on a joint, as she told him that there was enough embalming fluid buried in the United States each year to fill eight Olympic swimming pools.
“So death is literally poisoning the earth?”
“No more for you,” she said, snatching the pipe he held. “And it’s not death. Death’s been around for centuries without poisoning the earth.”
“So it’s just the people then,” he said. “Man, humans ruin everything.”
“Not all humans. Modern funerals and burial have only existed for a few hundred years. And every culture has there own traditions. The Cheyenne built scaffolds, the Vikings had burial at sea. Not everyone got it wrong.”
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Reid was wearing a red leather Highwayman jacket with a corseted waist, torn Levis and all-leather army surplus paratrooper boots. His stiletto, harpy and hunting knife were all properly folded, holstered and tucked into his pockets. His coarse black hair was cropped close to his scalp. A package of Sweet Aftons cigarettes was tucked into one front pocket, three joints peeked in the other.
The skiff was built from plywood planks he’d bought at Home Depot two years before. He’d sat up in bed one morning and called in sick to work to make the journey. Lise had returned from her nursing practicum late that night and found him cutting the shape of the bow with a circular saw.
“You’re going to need the ethanol if the price of gas goes any higher.”
“Only me?” she asked.
“I bike to work, remember? Pass me that sandpaper.”
Two of the boys grabbed either end of the skiff, guiding it towards the edge of the lake. A third boy doused the end of the torch with lighter fluid, holding it away from his body while one of the others struck a match, setting the thing alight.
Lise turned away, unable to watch what came next.
The wind blew fiercely, flapping the pages she held and blowing her hair into her eyes as she read the words aloud:
Lo, there do I see my father.
Lo, there do I see my mother.
Lo, there do I see my sisters
and my brothers.
I see the line of my people
back to the beginning.
They do call to me to take my place
in the halls of Valhalla
where the brave may live forever.
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I lost a friend of mine just before Halloween. For various reasons, several of us were prevented from attending the funeral and were forced to have our own little funeral in the digital realm via Facebook and LiveJournal. The post that inspired the storyline came from a comments post by his ex-boyfriend: